So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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