the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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