One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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