my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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