Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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