carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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