Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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