why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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