He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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