just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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