haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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