Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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