sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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