You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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