i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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