I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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