Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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