we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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