But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just cut my nipple shaving
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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