He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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