Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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