"it" just moved
what day is it and did you see me today?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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