your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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