i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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