I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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