So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she looked like the before picture.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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