Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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