Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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