He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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