I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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