what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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