We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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