Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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