Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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