They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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