Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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