Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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