I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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