i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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