I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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