im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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