So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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