wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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