so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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