remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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