The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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