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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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No subtext here. People are naked.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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