We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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