i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
honey bunches of taint.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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