Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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